How to make buttered toast – for the confused or curious
I notice the thin cookbooks – the ones that were promotional items for companies, usually – have recipes that seem painfully obvious. I’m not sure if that’s because they felt that people didn’t know how to make the basics correctly (don’t think that’s it) or because they just needed to fill space between the real recipes (yes, that’s probably it). So in case you’ve been failing at this your entire life, I bring you – TOAST!!! From Everybody’s Cookbook published by Frederic J. Haskin: “Buttered Toast: Cut bread a day old into 1/4-inch slices, put slices in a wire toaster or on a grate and place it some distance from the fire that it may dry gradually, and then brown as desired and butter. Toast, if piled compactly and allowed to stand, soon becomes moist. It should be served as soon after toasting as possible.” Mmmm, it was delicious. I can’t even mess buttered toast up. Though I will say that taking pictures of toast is a nightmare – you can’t move faster than melting butter. Hope …